You Know You're In The South When

Today I went to Dollar Tree with Calder and Zola to pick up some items for Milo's school's upcoming Harvest Festival. One of the store clerks was just enamored with Zola. He came right up to us and said Zola was the most beautiful little girl and how gorgeous she was, blah, blah, blah. In fact, he said she is so beautiful that I'm going to need to get a gun. I what?!? Yeah, it took me a moment too but then I think I got it. And maybe I'm going to need to stay away from that Dollar Tree guy too.