Yesterday Milo had a few questions for me as I fed Zola.
Milo: Mommy, what does your milk taste like?
Me: I don't know--I think it's somewhat sweeter than the milk you drink.
Milo: Are they different flavors (pointing to my breasts)?
Me: No, I think the milk in each breast is the same (did you really think one was chocolate flavored milk???).
Milo: Well, can you try it? Can't you just . . . try it Mommy?
Me: Uh uh.
Milo: Well, does it feel good when Zola drinks?
Me: Hey, why don't you go get a book for us to read.
Editorial note: I have modified the exact wording of our above discussion for obscenity purposes because this is a family blog.
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my cousin kiva asked his mommy if water came out of the other breast, which made her feel like a soda fountain.
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