Butt

Milo had a "No. 2" accident at school on Friday (this is not at all a normal occurrence). No one noticed until, of course, we were at home getting ready for nap time. I asked Milo when this happened and he replied, in all seriousness, "Mommy, I don't know. I don't watch my butt all day. If I did I couldn't see all the toys and friends I want to play with." Well, then.