A What?

Milo and I were gardening this afternoon, which, among other things, involved Milo playing with his "bubble gun."

Playing with said gun led to the following conversation.

Milo: Mommy, this looks like an electric penis!
Me: A what?
Milo: An electric penis.
Me: What's an electric penis?
Milo: It has wires and it's electric. I wish I could have an electric penis.
Me: [lots of laughter]

I had Milo relay to Justin exactly what his "bubble gun" looks like. In response to the question, "what does an electric penis do?", Milo replied, "It shoots pee at people." Watch out everyone! And, yes, the years of boy potty humor have arrived.